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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:22 posted by A Bohiney Eureka Moment (Eureka, CA)

  Car Karaoke Catastrophes? I sang so badly in traffic, my GPS rerouted to shame me.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:21 posted by Bohiney News (Las Vegas, NV)

  Baby Showers? A baby shower is just people guessing the size of someone else’s bladder.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:21 posted by Bohineys Crème de la Crème (Crème de la Crème, France)

  Yard Sales? Yard sales are museums where the curator gives up.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:18 posted by A Bohiney Robber Baron (Robber Baron, NY)

  Online Shopping Fails? I ordered a sofa and got a keychain sofa—it fits Barbie though.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:18 posted by A Bohiney Trap Door (Trap Door, IL)

  Water Filters? Water filters are overpriced straws for puddles.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:17 posted by A Bohiney Coup dÉtat (Coup, DC)

  My vibe is “text me when you’re outside forever.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:15 posted by The Bohiney white lie (White Lie, WA)

  Music Theory? Music theory is math disguised as piano.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:15 posted by Bohineys key point (Keypoint, VA)

  SEO? SEO is sacrificing prose to Google.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:14 posted by Bohineys breaking news (Breaking, OK)

  Miniature Horse Therapy? Therapy horses are proof people will pet anything to avoid talking.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:14 posted by Bohineys take on this

  Bookstores? Bookstores are where you buy books you’ll never read.