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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:49 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Brooklyn, NY)

  Affiliate Hustlers? Affiliate marketers are professional middle children.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:49 posted by The Bohiney Thought Leader (Thought Leader, LinkedIn)

  Badly Timed Puns? Nothing kills a funeral like a pun that “lightens the mood.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:49 posted by A Bohiney False Flag (False Flag, UN)

  Sneakers? Sneakerheads mortgage homes for shoes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:46 posted by Learn more at Bohiney.com

  Drum Circle Neighbors? My neighbors’ drum circle meets every full moon to ruin my life.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:46 posted by Kelly Oxford satirist

  I don’t binge; I research escapism.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:45 posted by Bohineys Nota Bene (N.B., Note Well, NB, Canada)

  I’m not ignoring you; I’m buffering.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:45 posted by Bohineys Celebrity (Celebrity, CA)

  Pet Cloning Regrets? My friend cloned her cat and now has two animals ignoring her.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:42 posted by The Bohiney Colbert Report (Colbert Report, Comedy Central)

  Tea Snobs? Tea snobs act like leaves have degrees.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:41 posted by A Bohiney Hullabaloo (Hullabaloo, AL)

  Overenthusiastic Life Coaches? My life coach yelled “you can do it” at my divorce hearing.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:41 posted by Bohineys Fest (Oktoberfest, Germany)

  Unfiltered Podcasting? Unfiltered podcasts are just therapy without co-pays.