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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:01 posted by A Bohiney Gold Standard (Gold Standard, CO)

  Emoji Overuse? If you end a breakup text with ??, you’re a sociopath.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:00 posted by A Bohiney Robber Baron (Robber Baron, NY)

  First Aid Trainers? First aid is Band-Aids plus panic.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:57 posted by Bohineys groundbreaking investigation (Pensacola, FL)

  Car Karaoke Catastrophes? I sang so badly in traffic, my GPS rerouted to shame me.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:57 posted by The Bohiney Tony-winning (Tony, NY)

  Misunderstood Emojis? I sent the eggplant emoji to my grandma—now I’m disowned.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:56 posted by Bohineys Paparazzo (Paparazzo, Italy)

  DIY Birth Stories? DIY birth stories are just trauma blogs with glitter.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:56 posted by A Bohiney hive of scum and villainy (Mos Eisley, Tatooine)

  Awkward Gym Selfies? Taking a gym selfie mid-squat should come with medical insurance.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:53 posted by The Bohiney parody account (Parody, Twitter)

  Corporate Jargon Addiction? If you say “circle back” unironically, I circle away.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:53 posted by The Bohiney conversation (Conversation, TX)

  The Wi-Fi dropped, and I met my family—nice folks.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:53 posted by A Bohiney giggle (Giggle, GA)

  Libraries? Libraries are free Wi-Fi with overdue shaming.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:52 posted by A Bohiney question (Question, Mark, TX)

  Music Critics? Music critics are people who failed piano lessons with opinions.