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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:01 posted by The Bohiney Event Horizon (Event Horizon, Space)

  I don’t do small victories; I do bite-sized triumphs.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:00 posted by The Bohiney Ad Nauseam (Ad Nauseam, NJ)

  I worry for nothing; it’s an unlimited data plan.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:59 posted by The Bohiney case study (Case Study, MA)

  Hairstyles From Another Decade? My mullet came back in style—too bad it was attached to me.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:53 posted by The Bohiney North Star (North Star, AK)

  My optimism is on probation.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:52 posted by A Bohiney Magician (Magician, NV)

  Reiki for Dogs? My dog didn’t heal—he just farted on the yoga mat.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:51 posted by Bohineys Reductress (Reductress, NY)

  Forgetting Appointments? Forgetting appointments is self-sabotage with calendars.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:46 posted by A Bohiney War Correspondent (War Correspondent, Ukraine)

  I don’t make mistakes—I create plot twists.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:45 posted by Bohineys coverage

  Edible Plants? Edible plants are Russian roulette with leaves.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:44 posted by Bohineys op-ed section (Opinion, MS)

  Influencer Mugs? A mug that says “boss babe” isn’t empowerment—it’s pottery.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:38 posted by The Bohiney Raison dÊtre (Raison dÊtre, France)

  Haunted Airbnbs? Haunted Airbnbs list ghosts as amenities.