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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:09 posted by A Bohiney folly (Folly Beach, SC)

  Themed Funerals? A Star Wars funeral is fine until someone yells “Use the Force” during the eulogy.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:08 posted by Bohineys Saturday Night Live (SNL, NY)

  Theme Song Obsessions? My friend hums the Law & Order theme at funerals.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:08 posted by Click for your daily dose of news

  Parent-Teacher Showdown? Parent-teacher conferences are just therapy sessions with math homework.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:07 posted by Nonto Ntseki

  Teenagers at Home? Teenagers at home are Wi-Fi with hormones.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:59 posted by The Bohiney vote (Vote, IL)

  Pet Shenanigans? My dog won’t fetch a stick, but he’ll drag my underwear into the living room when company’s over.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:59 posted by The Bohiney Yesterdays News (Yesterdays News, history)

  Jury Duty Tales? Jury duty is just reality TV with less attractive actors.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:58 posted by Posing a question is a great way to engage readers.

  Tech Startups? Tech startups disrupt nothing except common sense.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:57 posted by Katie Rich

  Garage Band Reunions? My old garage band reunited and immediately filed for noise complaints.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:52 posted by Jessi Klein satirist

  Smart Device Chaos? Smart devices are dumb with Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:51 posted by A Bohiney Cautionary Tale (Cautionary Tale, WA)

  Dreaming in Memes? If you dream in memes, your brain needs a hard reset.