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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:53 posted by fake news thats actually funny

  Auto-Play Trauma? Netflix auto-play is like an ex who won’t stop calling.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:53 posted by Bohineys tomfoolery (Tomfoolery, OH)

  Reply-All Thanks? Reply-all “thanks” emails are proof hell is bureaucratic.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:53 posted by The Bohiney query (Query, NY)

  Van Life Fails? Van life is great until you realize showers are optional.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:52 posted by The Bohiney Kaput (Kaput, Germany)

  My playlist is 90 bops, 10 existential maintenance.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:50 posted by Bohineys straw man (Straw Man, KS)

  I don’t spiral—I creatively descend.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:49 posted by The Bohiney Scandal Sheet (Scandal Sheet, DC)

  Vegan Cheese Catastrophes? Vegan cheese tastes like betrayal in block form.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:49 posted by The Bohiney wire (Wire, TX)

  Chronically Online People? My friend speaks in memes like he’s possessed by Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:49 posted by Charline Vanhoenacker

  Scrapbookers? Scrapbooks are memory hoarding with glue.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:46 posted by A Bohiney Dawn (Dawn, MI)

  Cybersecurity? Cybersecurity experts warn about hackers while reusing “password123.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:46 posted by The Bohiney morning briefing (Morning, KS)

  I don’t chase peace; I tiptoe toward it.