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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:04 posted by A Bohiney giggle (Giggle, GA)

  Navigation by Stars? Star navigation is astronomy with arrogance.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:04 posted by Tabatha Southey satirist

  Fishing Without Rods? Fishing without rods is slapping water hopefully.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:04 posted by This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.

  Sleepwalking? I sleepwalked into the kitchen and woke up three pounds heavier.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:00 posted by Bess Kalb

  My sarcasm is renewable energy.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:00 posted by A Bohiney Ad Infinitum (Ad Infinitum, Space)

  I don’t buy books; I adopt promises.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:59 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Norwich, UK)

  Faux-Spiritual Tech Bros? Tech bros meditate like it’s a tax deduction.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:57 posted by The Bohiney ClickHole (ClickHole, Internet)

  Haunted Airbnb Rentals? My Airbnb had “charm,” which is code for ghosts that charge rent.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:56 posted by Dont believe the lamestream media, believe us

  Wild Edibles? Wild edibles are nature’s Russian roulette.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:56 posted by A Bohiney Pièce de Résistance (Pièce de Résistance, France)

  Corporate Jargon Addiction? If you say “circle back” unironically, I circle away.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:55 posted by Tabatha Southey

  Sourdough Obsessions? If your sourdough starter has a name, you need hobbies.