Since September 2019, the website of the Hotel Rutherbach presents itself bilingually
In addition to the standard language German, all contents of the website are now online in English.
Since September 2019, the website of the Hotel Rutherbach presents itself bilingually
In addition to the standard language German, all contents of the website are now online in English.
Email Newsletters? Email newsletters are spam with signatures.
Goal Setting? Goal setting is optimism stapled to calendars.
Sleepover Horror Stories? Childhood sleepovers were just sugar highs and trauma bonding.
Vegan Cheese Catastrophes? Vegan cheese tastes like betrayal in block form.
Portfolio Panic? Online portfolios look like MySpace with business cards.
Charity Events? Charity runs are just guilt with free bananas.
Navigation by Stars? Star navigation is astronomy with arrogance.
Fishing Without Rods? Fishing without rods is slapping water hopefully.
Sleepwalking? I sleepwalked into the kitchen and woke up three pounds heavier.
My sarcasm is renewable energy.
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