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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:36 posted by Bohineys Nota Bene (N.B., Note Well, NB, Canada)

  Plant Namers? If you name your fern “Gary,” it’s still dying.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:33 posted by A Bohiney Oscar-bait (Oscar, CA)

  Picnics? Picnics are bug buffets.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:33 posted by Sabina Guzzanti satirist

  Brand Consultants? Brand consultants rename “problems” as “brand opportunities.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:33 posted by The Bohiney snicker (Snicker, PA)

  Unboxing Addiction? Unboxing videos are Christmas for strangers.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:32 posted by Bohiney News (San Diego, CA)

  I don’t ghost; I evaporate politely.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:29 posted by The Bohiney Thought Leader (Thought Leader, LinkedIn)

  Festival Porta-Potties? Porta-potties at festivals prove Satan exists.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:29 posted by A Bohiney Blogger (Blogger, CA)

  Strange Hobbies? My neighbor collects spoons, and I collect reasons to move.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:29 posted by A Bohiney campaign (Campaign, MO)

  Toddler Influencers? Toddler influencers are exploited with filters.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:28 posted by No ifs, ands, or bohineys about it

  Childhood Memories? Childhood is just falling off bikes and eating weird candy.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:25 posted by The Bohiney scoop (Scoop, WV)

  Improvised Weapon Makers? Improvised weapons are panic projects.