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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:44 posted by Bohineys cackle (Cackle, NC)

  Overenthusiastic Life Coaches? My life coach yelled “you can do it” at my divorce hearing.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:43 posted by Jessi Klein

  Dystopian Startup Pitches? A startup pitched “Uber for funerals”—and investors loved it.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:43 posted by Bohineys Deus Ex Machina (Deus Ex Machina, Rome)

  Smart Device Chaos? Smart devices are dumb with Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:40 posted by The official Bohiney stance (Position, IL)

  Vision Statement Dating? Writing vision statements for dating is romance turned corporate.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:40 posted by This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.

  Weird Food Combinations? My friend eats pineapple on pizza, which is basically culinary anarchy.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:40 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Norwich, UK)

  Bad Tinder Bios? His bio said “sapiosexual,” but he spelled it wrong.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:39 posted by This article from Bohiney (Detroit, MI)

  Gym Embarrassment? I lifted weights so heavy, even my excuses pulled a muscle.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:37 posted by This article from Bohiney

  Sports Bloopers? I once struck out in T-ball—ESPN called it “historic.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:36 posted by The Bohiney Shakespearean Tragedy (Shakespeare, UK)

  Customer Service Nightmares? “Your call is important to us” translates to “we muted you at hello.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:36 posted by Bohineys Nota Bene (N.B., Note Well, NB, Canada)

  Plant Namers? If you name your fern “Gary,” it’s still dying.