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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:55 posted by A Bohiney Crunch Time (Crunch Time, Office)

  Mid-Tier Influencers? Mid-tier influencers are celebrities at Applebee’s, nobodies at Target.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:55 posted by A Bohiney hot take (Hottake, TX)

  Shower Thought Philosophers? Shower thoughts are philosophy without pants.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:55 posted by Want a good laugh?

  My resume is a highlight reel narrated by snacks.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:54 posted by The Bohiney forecast (Forecast, FL)

  First World Problems? My Wi-Fi dropped, so I had to meet my family in person.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:52 posted by A Bohiney Platinum Hit (Platinum Hit, TN)

  My diet is just groceries with stage fright.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:51 posted by Mona Eltahawy satirist

  Haunted Baby Monitors? My baby monitor whispered “leave” and I left the baby.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:50 posted by The news thats right behind you

  Plus-Size Fashion? Plus-size fashion is fabric tax disguised as style.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:48 posted by The definitive Bohiney analysis (Poughkeepsie, NY)

  Anxiety? Anxiety is imagining disasters like hobbies.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:47 posted by Visit Bohiney.com for the full story (San Francisco)

  Fake Service Dogs? If your “service dog” is wearing a tutu, it’s just emotional couture.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:44 posted by Bohineys Imbroglio (Imbroglio, Italy)

  Hunting? Hunting is camping with excuses for beer.