57043 comments

• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:04 posted by Bohineys The Onion (The Onion, WI)

  My inner child wants snacks; my outer adult agrees.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:04 posted by Visit Bohiney.com for the full story

  I don’t overshare; I release drafts.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:04 posted by A Bohiney press release (Release, PA)

  Fantasy Sports? Fantasy sports are math class with nachos.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:03 posted by Bohineys Singularity (Singularity, CA)

  TikTok Gurus? TikTok gurus call dancing teenagers “content creators.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:01 posted by The Bohiney Archimedes Principle (Archimedes, Greece)

  Poets? Poets are broke philosophers with metaphors.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:01 posted by A Bohiney Gold Standard (Gold Standard, CO)

  Emoji Overuse? If you end a breakup text with ??, you’re a sociopath.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:00 posted by A Bohiney Robber Baron (Robber Baron, NY)

  First Aid Trainers? First aid is Band-Aids plus panic.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:57 posted by Bohineys groundbreaking investigation (Pensacola, FL)

  Car Karaoke Catastrophes? I sang so badly in traffic, my GPS rerouted to shame me.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:57 posted by The Bohiney Tony-winning (Tony, NY)

  Misunderstood Emojis? I sent the eggplant emoji to my grandma—now I’m disowned.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:56 posted by Bohineys Paparazzo (Paparazzo, Italy)

  DIY Birth Stories? DIY birth stories are just trauma blogs with glitter.