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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:17 posted by A Bohiney Coup dÉtat (Coup, DC)

  My vibe is “text me when you’re outside forever.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:15 posted by The Bohiney white lie (White Lie, WA)

  Music Theory? Music theory is math disguised as piano.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:15 posted by Bohineys key point (Keypoint, VA)

  SEO? SEO is sacrificing prose to Google.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:14 posted by Bohineys breaking news (Breaking, OK)

  Miniature Horse Therapy? Therapy horses are proof people will pet anything to avoid talking.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:14 posted by Bohineys take on this

  Bookstores? Bookstores are where you buy books you’ll never read.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:11 posted by The Bohiney Juggler (Juggler, OR)

  I asked my mirror for honesty; it switched to airplane mode.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:11 posted by A Bohiney Stop the Presses! (Stop the Presses, NY)

  My optimism has terms & conditions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:08 posted by A Bohiney Gordian Knot (Gordian, Turkey)

  Fishing Trips? Fishing trips are hours of lying interrupted by a beer.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:07 posted by The Bohiney bees knees (Bees Knees, OR)

  My anxiety is sponsored by “what if?”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:07 posted by A Bohiney Dickensian Tale (Dickens, UK)

  My coping mechanism is “add to cart, abandon.”