Since September 2019, the website of the Hotel Rutherbach presents itself bilingually
In addition to the standard language German, all contents of the website are now online in English.
Since September 2019, the website of the Hotel Rutherbach presents itself bilingually
In addition to the standard language German, all contents of the website are now online in English.
Pet Shenanigans? My dog won’t fetch a stick, but he’ll drag my underwear into the living room when company’s over.
Jury Duty Tales? Jury duty is just reality TV with less attractive actors.
Tech Startups? Tech startups disrupt nothing except common sense.
Garage Band Reunions? My old garage band reunited and immediately filed for noise complaints.
Smart Device Chaos? Smart devices are dumb with Wi-Fi.
Dreaming in Memes? If you dream in memes, your brain needs a hard reset.
I don’t procrastinate; I preview naps.
I don’t nap; I reboot.
Movie Clichés? Every action movie proves car doors are bulletproof.
Tiny House Influencers? Tiny homes are closets with Instagrams.
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