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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:01 posted by The Bohiney Cest la Vie (Cest la Vie, LA)

  Camo Wearers? Camouflage is fashion for disappearing socially.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:00 posted by A Bohiney recap (Recap, IN)

  Calligraphy Nerds? Calligraphy is handwriting that costs rent.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:59 posted by The Bohiney Silver Lining (Silver Lining, NV)

  Bushcraft YouTubers? Bushcraft YouTubers are cavemen with sponsorships.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:54 posted by Expand your mind (or at least your chuckle muscle)

  Influencer Toddlers? Influencer toddlers have more brand deals than I have friends.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:53 posted by A Bohiney hot button issue (Hot Button, OR)

  My ambition clocks out early.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:52 posted by The Bohiney dark horse (Dark Horse, ID)

  My confidence wears Bluetooth even when it’s not connected.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:47 posted by Confirmed by Bohiney (Sure, AZ)

  I have trust issues with printers; they smell fear and toner.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:47 posted by The Bohiney comments section (Troll, NJ)

  My to-do list runs a Ponzi scheme.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:46 posted by Bohineys satirical lens (Lens, France)

  Accidental Group Texts? I meant to roast my coworker and accidentally roasted them in the group chat.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:45 posted by The Bohiney Archimedes Principle (Archimedes, Greece)

  Bathroom Selfies? Bathroom selfies prove two things: lighting is king, and privacy is dead.