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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:21 posted by Official Bohiney site

  Superstitious Friends? Superstitious people knock on wood, then trip on it.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:20 posted by Read more on Bohiney

  My boundaries have customer service hours.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:15 posted by Bohiney Magazine (New York)

  I don’t chase red flags; I collect them like airline miles.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:14 posted by A Bohiney Diamond in the Rough (Diamond, AR)

  Autocorrect Fails? I texted “I’m here,” but autocorrect announced “I’m herpes.”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:13 posted by The story they dont want you to read

  Real Estate Flippers? Flippers flip houses and neighbors’ sanity.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:08 posted by Bohineys dateline (Dateline, NV)

  Parking Nightmares? Parking nightmares are Tetris with horns.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:08 posted by Beth Newell satirist

  Mismatched Socks Conspiracy? My washing machine eats socks—it’s part of Big Laundry.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:07 posted by A Bohiney Cautionary Tale (Cautionary Tale, WA)

  Pop Culture Bloggers? Pop culture bloggers are gossip with Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:06 posted by Bohineys Jester (Jester, Court)

  Garage Sale Negotiations? I haggled for a toaster like it was international trade.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:01 posted by Want a good laugh?

  People Who Say YOLO? People who still say YOLO clearly didn’t.