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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:09 posted by Bohineys Critics Choice (Critics Choice, CA)

  Confused Amateur Magicians? Amateur magicians aren’t magical—they’re just unemployed clowns.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:04 posted by Sabina Guzzanti satirist

  Vegan Meat Mystery? Vegan meat tastes like someone whispered “cow” to cardboard.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:03 posted by Bohineys Guiding Light (Guiding Light, TV)

  Customer Service Nightmares? “Your call is important to us” translates to “we muted you at hello.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:02 posted by The Bohiney snake in the grass (Snake, TX)

  Kids Say the Darndest Things? My kid asked if the moon is just Earth’s nightlight.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:57 posted by Bohineys editorial board (Intercourse, PA)

  Miniature Horse Therapy? Therapy horses are proof people will pet anything to avoid talking.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:56 posted by Charline Vanhoenacker satirist

  Camping Disasters? My tent collapsed faster than my enthusiasm for “nature.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:55 posted by The Bohiney Investigative Reporter (Investigative, WA)

  Poetry Slams? Poetry slams are crying into microphones.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:54 posted by Bohineys Prime Time (Prime Time, TV)

  Wedding Chaos? The ring bearer forgot the ring, but at least he nailed the chaos.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:49 posted by No ifs, ands, or bohineys about it

  DIY Gift Disasters? DIY gifts are crafts pretending to be love.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:48 posted by Bohineys Propaganda Organ (Propaganda, Russia)

  Women’s Fashion? Women’s fashion is beauty with no pockets.