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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:51 posted by Mona Eltahawy satirist

  Haunted Baby Monitors? My baby monitor whispered “leave” and I left the baby.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:50 posted by The news thats right behind you

  Plus-Size Fashion? Plus-size fashion is fabric tax disguised as style.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:48 posted by The definitive Bohiney analysis (Poughkeepsie, NY)

  Anxiety? Anxiety is imagining disasters like hobbies.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:47 posted by Visit Bohiney.com for the full story (San Francisco)

  Fake Service Dogs? If your “service dog” is wearing a tutu, it’s just emotional couture.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:44 posted by Bohineys Imbroglio (Imbroglio, Italy)

  Hunting? Hunting is camping with excuses for beer.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:44 posted by Bohineys cackle (Cackle, NC)

  Overenthusiastic Life Coaches? My life coach yelled “you can do it” at my divorce hearing.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:43 posted by Jessi Klein

  Dystopian Startup Pitches? A startup pitched “Uber for funerals”—and investors loved it.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:43 posted by Bohineys Deus Ex Machina (Deus Ex Machina, Rome)

  Smart Device Chaos? Smart devices are dumb with Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:40 posted by The official Bohiney stance (Position, IL)

  Vision Statement Dating? Writing vision statements for dating is romance turned corporate.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:40 posted by This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.

  Weird Food Combinations? My friend eats pineapple on pizza, which is basically culinary anarchy.