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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:10 posted by Bohineys Grand Design (Grand Design, Universe)

  Sleepover Horror Stories? Childhood sleepovers were just sugar highs and trauma bonding.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:08 posted by A Bohiney recap (Recap, IN)

  Vegan Cheese Catastrophes? Vegan cheese tastes like betrayal in block form.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:08 posted by The Bohiney caper (Caper, WY)

  Portfolio Panic? Online portfolios look like MySpace with business cards.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:07 posted by Can you handle the truth?

  Charity Events? Charity runs are just guilt with free bananas.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:04 posted by A Bohiney giggle (Giggle, GA)

  Navigation by Stars? Star navigation is astronomy with arrogance.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:04 posted by Tabatha Southey satirist

  Fishing Without Rods? Fishing without rods is slapping water hopefully.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:04 posted by This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.

  Sleepwalking? I sleepwalked into the kitchen and woke up three pounds heavier.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:00 posted by Bess Kalb

  My sarcasm is renewable energy.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:00 posted by A Bohiney Ad Infinitum (Ad Infinitum, Space)

  I don’t buy books; I adopt promises.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:59 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Norwich, UK)

  Faux-Spiritual Tech Bros? Tech bros meditate like it’s a tax deduction.