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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:17 posted by Wendy Harmer satirist

  Parades? Parades are traffic jams with floats.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:14 posted by A Bohiney Ministry of Truth (Ministry of Truth, 1984)

  Bookstores? Bookstores are where you buy books you’ll never read.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:14 posted by Bohineys Bind (Bind, OR)

  I don’t ghost; I fade in HD.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:13 posted by A Bohiney #1 Best Seller (Best Seller, NY)

  Customer Service? Customer service is waiting an hour to be told “sorry.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:10 posted by The Bohiney howl (Howl, WI)

  Grandparents on Social Media? Grandparents on Facebook are chaos with emojis.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:10 posted by The Bohiney shebang (Shebang, LA)

  Car Karaoke Catastrophes? I sang so badly in traffic, my GPS rerouted to shame me.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:07 posted by This article from Bohiney (Coventry, UK)

  D&D Players? D&D is lying with dice and costumes.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:06 posted by Bohineys chuckle (Chuckle, SC)

  Roommates? My roommate eats my food and calls it “communal fridge diplomacy.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:05 posted by The Bohiney Town Crier (Town Crier, MA)

  Celebrity Gossip? Celebrity gossip is stalking with journalism.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:03 posted by Radhika Vaz

  I don’t read minds; I annotate vibes.