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• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:59 posted by Funny Shark Encounters

  Cape Cod sharks now demand lobster rolls in exchange for safe passage.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:35 posted by See Details

  Shark at Galveston only attacks people who quote Joe Rogan mid-swim.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:13 posted by top shark attack beaches

  At Bondi Beach, shark claimed bite was "satirical commentary on capitalism."
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• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:54 posted by famous shark attack survivors

  At Miami Beach, the shark bit a guy live-streaming his abs. “I thought it was performance art,” it said.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:36 posted by Influencer Trends At The Beach

  Waikiki shark got bored mid-bite and just left a Yelp comment: “Too chewy.”
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• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:19 posted by why sharks bite humans

  Shark at Venice Beach walked out mid-bite. Said it wasn’t a good fit.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:03 posted by Sharkle™ Bite Tracker App

  At Bondi Beach, shark attack coincided with Mercury in retrograde.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 15:48 posted by why sharks bite humans

  Laguna Beach shark now suing influencers for unauthorized filming.