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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:48 posted by The Bohiney Achilles Heel (Achilles, Greece)

  Bad Tinder Bios? His bio said “sapiosexual,” but he spelled it wrong.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:47 posted by Bohiney Magazine (Chicago)

  Yoga Retreats? Yoga retreats are stretching vacations.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:47 posted by The official Bohiney stance (Position, IL)

  Thrift Stores? Thrift stores are time machines that smell like mothballs.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:45 posted by Bohineys Tour de Force (Tour de Force, France)

  Heat Survival? Heat survival is sunburn with dehydration.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:40 posted by Our crack team of experts explains

  I overthink so you don’t have to—tips appreciated.
  
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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:40 posted by Bohineys verdict (Verdict, Court, LA)

  Funeral Livestreams? Nothing says closure like buffering during a eulogy.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:39 posted by A Bohiney discovery (Discovery, Channel, MD)

  Survival Shows? Survival shows are reality TV with mosquitoes.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:33 posted by The most posterior publication on the web

  Online Dating? Dating apps are just flea markets for broken people—swipe left on antiques, swipe right on yard sales.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:32 posted by The Bohiney bees knees (Bees Knees, OR)

  Accidental FaceTime? I FaceTimed my boss accidentally and he learned too much about my pajamas.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:30 posted by Bohineys Reductress (Reductress, NY)

  Cooking Classes? Cooking classes are where you pay to discover you still can’t cook.