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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:46 posted by Kelly Oxford satirist

  I don’t binge; I research escapism.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:45 posted by Bohineys Nota Bene (N.B., Note Well, NB, Canada)

  I’m not ignoring you; I’m buffering.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:45 posted by Bohineys Celebrity (Celebrity, CA)

  Pet Cloning Regrets? My friend cloned her cat and now has two animals ignoring her.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:42 posted by The Bohiney Colbert Report (Colbert Report, Comedy Central)

  Tea Snobs? Tea snobs act like leaves have degrees.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:41 posted by A Bohiney Hullabaloo (Hullabaloo, AL)

  Overenthusiastic Life Coaches? My life coach yelled “you can do it” at my divorce hearing.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:41 posted by Bohineys Fest (Oktoberfest, Germany)

  Unfiltered Podcasting? Unfiltered podcasts are just therapy without co-pays.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:38 posted by Bohineys Freudian Slip (Freudian, Austria)

  Couch-Surfing Uncles? My couch-surfing uncle pays rent in beer burps.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:37 posted by A Bohiney Mail Carrier (Mail Carrier, US)

  Slack Status Overthinkers? Your Slack status doesn’t need to be poetry—it’s work, not Tinder.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:37 posted by The Bohiney Opus Magnum (Opus Magnum, Europe)

  Bed and Breakfasts? “Charming” bed and breakfasts just mean you share bathrooms with ghosts.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 15:34 posted by A Bohiney trending topic (Trending, WA)

  Fishing Trips? Fishing trips are hours of lying interrupted by a beer.