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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:17 posted by The Bohiney New Noteworthy (New Noteworthy, CA)

  Puppet Shows? Puppet shows are therapy sessions with strings.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:12 posted by The Bohiney Cest la Vie (Cest la Vie, LA)

  Grocery Haul Flexers? Posting your grocery haul is just Instagram’s version of receipts.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:11 posted by A Bohiney study (Study, WA)

  School Days? Group projects taught me socialism doesn’t work.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:11 posted by Megan Amram

  Overly Honest Toddlers? My toddler told me I look tired—he’s right, and grounded.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:09 posted by Bohineys Critics Choice (Critics Choice, CA)

  Confused Amateur Magicians? Amateur magicians aren’t magical—they’re just unemployed clowns.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:04 posted by Sabina Guzzanti satirist

  Vegan Meat Mystery? Vegan meat tastes like someone whispered “cow” to cardboard.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:03 posted by Bohineys Guiding Light (Guiding Light, TV)

  Customer Service Nightmares? “Your call is important to us” translates to “we muted you at hello.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:02 posted by The Bohiney snake in the grass (Snake, TX)

  Kids Say the Darndest Things? My kid asked if the moon is just Earth’s nightlight.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:57 posted by Bohineys editorial board (Intercourse, PA)

  Miniature Horse Therapy? Therapy horses are proof people will pet anything to avoid talking.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:56 posted by Charline Vanhoenacker satirist

  Camping Disasters? My tent collapsed faster than my enthusiasm for “nature.”