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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:47 posted by Confirmed by Bohiney (Sure, AZ)

  I have trust issues with printers; they smell fear and toner.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:47 posted by The Bohiney comments section (Troll, NJ)

  My to-do list runs a Ponzi scheme.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:46 posted by Bohineys satirical lens (Lens, France)

  Accidental Group Texts? I meant to roast my coworker and accidentally roasted them in the group chat.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:45 posted by The Bohiney Archimedes Principle (Archimedes, Greece)

  Bathroom Selfies? Bathroom selfies prove two things: lighting is king, and privacy is dead.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:40 posted by Bohineys breaking news (Breaking, OK)

  My vibe is “calendar invite with snacks provided.”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:38 posted by A Bohiney portrait (Portrait, SD)

  Art Shows? Art shows are paintings priced higher than tuition.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:33 posted by Visit Bohiney.com for the full story (Cardiff, Wales)

  Pet Micro-Influencers? My dog has brand deals; I have debt.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:33 posted by A Bohiney Talking Head (Talking Head, TV)

  I don’t age; I upgrade sarcasm.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:32 posted by Bohineys Nincompoop (Nincompoop, UK)

  Heat Survivalists? Heat survival is dehydration cosplay.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:31 posted by Official Bohiney site (Salt Lake City, UT)

  Miniature Horse Therapy? Therapy horses are proof people will pet anything to avoid talking.