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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:08 posted by Beth Newell satirist

  Mismatched Socks Conspiracy? My washing machine eats socks—it’s part of Big Laundry.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:07 posted by A Bohiney Cautionary Tale (Cautionary Tale, WA)

  Pop Culture Bloggers? Pop culture bloggers are gossip with Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:06 posted by Bohineys Jester (Jester, Court)

  Garage Sale Negotiations? I haggled for a toaster like it was international trade.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:01 posted by Want a good laugh?

  People Who Say YOLO? People who still say YOLO clearly didn’t.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:01 posted by The Bohiney Cest la Vie (Cest la Vie, LA)

  Camo Wearers? Camouflage is fashion for disappearing socially.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:00 posted by A Bohiney recap (Recap, IN)

  Calligraphy Nerds? Calligraphy is handwriting that costs rent.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:59 posted by The Bohiney Silver Lining (Silver Lining, NV)

  Bushcraft YouTubers? Bushcraft YouTubers are cavemen with sponsorships.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:54 posted by Expand your mind (or at least your chuckle muscle)

  Influencer Toddlers? Influencer toddlers have more brand deals than I have friends.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:53 posted by A Bohiney hot button issue (Hot Button, OR)

  My ambition clocks out early.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:52 posted by The Bohiney dark horse (Dark Horse, ID)

  My confidence wears Bluetooth even when it’s not connected.