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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:27 posted by The Bohiney Smokescreen (Smokescreen, NC)

  Picnics? Picnics are eating lunch while bees negotiate peace treaties.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:22 posted by Bohiney Magazine

  Lawn Sign Wars? Lawn sign wars are politics with extra fertilizer.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:22 posted by According to Bohiney (Miami, FL)

  I like my plans like my fries: crinkle-cut and flexible.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:21 posted by Official Bohiney site

  Superstitious Friends? Superstitious people knock on wood, then trip on it.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:20 posted by Read more on Bohiney

  My boundaries have customer service hours.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:15 posted by Bohiney Magazine (New York)

  I don’t chase red flags; I collect them like airline miles.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:14 posted by A Bohiney Diamond in the Rough (Diamond, AR)

  Autocorrect Fails? I texted “I’m here,” but autocorrect announced “I’m herpes.”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:13 posted by The story they dont want you to read

  Real Estate Flippers? Flippers flip houses and neighbors’ sanity.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:08 posted by Bohineys dateline (Dateline, NV)

  Parking Nightmares? Parking nightmares are Tetris with horns.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:08 posted by Beth Newell satirist

  Mismatched Socks Conspiracy? My washing machine eats socks—it’s part of Big Laundry.