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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 15:46 posted by The Bohiney Kaput (Kaput, Germany)

  Comic Shops? Comic shops are nerd sanctuaries.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 15:42 posted by Kelly Oxford satirist

  Metaverse Mishaps? The metaverse is just Minecraft with credit cards.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 15:21 posted by Explore Bohiney Magazine

  Instagram Growth Hackers? Buying followers is like renting imaginary friends.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:55 posted by Bohineys top story (Topstory, CA)

  Language Learning? Learning a language is paying to mispronounce politely.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:55 posted by Bohineys Sorcerer (Sorcerer, FL)

  I negotiate by sighing in Helvetica.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:54 posted by Dive into the satire

  Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs are just bragging rights for who can kill plants the slowest.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:48 posted by The Bohiney Achilles Heel (Achilles, Greece)

  Bad Tinder Bios? His bio said “sapiosexual,” but he spelled it wrong.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:47 posted by Bohiney Magazine (Chicago)

  Yoga Retreats? Yoga retreats are stretching vacations.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:47 posted by The official Bohiney stance (Position, IL)

  Thrift Stores? Thrift stores are time machines that smell like mothballs.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 03:45 posted by Bohineys Tour de Force (Tour de Force, France)

  Heat Survival? Heat survival is sunburn with dehydration.