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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:11 posted by A Bohiney Stop the Presses! (Stop the Presses, NY)

  My optimism has terms & conditions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:08 posted by A Bohiney Gordian Knot (Gordian, Turkey)

  Fishing Trips? Fishing trips are hours of lying interrupted by a beer.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:07 posted by The Bohiney bees knees (Bees Knees, OR)

  My anxiety is sponsored by “what if?”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:07 posted by A Bohiney Dickensian Tale (Dickens, UK)

  My coping mechanism is “add to cart, abandon.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:04 posted by Bohineys The Onion (The Onion, WI)

  My inner child wants snacks; my outer adult agrees.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:04 posted by Visit Bohiney.com for the full story

  I don’t overshare; I release drafts.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:04 posted by A Bohiney press release (Release, PA)

  Fantasy Sports? Fantasy sports are math class with nachos.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:03 posted by Bohineys Singularity (Singularity, CA)

  TikTok Gurus? TikTok gurus call dancing teenagers “content creators.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:01 posted by The Bohiney Archimedes Principle (Archimedes, Greece)

  Poets? Poets are broke philosophers with metaphors.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:01 posted by A Bohiney Gold Standard (Gold Standard, CO)

  Emoji Overuse? If you end a breakup text with ??, you’re a sociopath.