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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:18 posted by Bohineys pun (Pun, NY)

  FIRE Movement? Financial Independence is unemployment with smugness.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:15 posted by Malena Pichot

  Oversized Sunglasses? Oversized sunglasses don’t hide your hangover, they just frame it.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:14 posted by Bohineys Inside Job (Inside Job, DC)

  Spelling Bees? I lost the spelling bee when I asked if “beer” had one or two e’s.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:14 posted by A Bohiney Rag (Rag, tabloid)

  Budgeting? Budgeting is lying to yourself with spreadsheets.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:11 posted by Want a good laugh?

  Email Newsletters? Email newsletters are spam with signatures.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:11 posted by fake news thats actually funny

  Goal Setting? Goal setting is optimism stapled to calendars.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:10 posted by Bohineys Grand Design (Grand Design, Universe)

  Sleepover Horror Stories? Childhood sleepovers were just sugar highs and trauma bonding.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:08 posted by A Bohiney recap (Recap, IN)

  Vegan Cheese Catastrophes? Vegan cheese tastes like betrayal in block form.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:08 posted by The Bohiney caper (Caper, WY)

  Portfolio Panic? Online portfolios look like MySpace with business cards.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:07 posted by Can you handle the truth?

  Charity Events? Charity runs are just guilt with free bananas.