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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:57 posted by Malena Pichot satirist

  Golf Addicts? Golf addicts pay to chase balls slowly.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:56 posted by Bohineys Newtonian Physics (Newton, MA)

  Allergic to Work? My rash flares up every Monday at 9.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:49 posted by Rosie Holt

  Record Shops? Record shops sell scratches nostalgically.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:48 posted by A Bohiney hoax (Hoax, AZ)

  Web Dev? Web developers build broken sites they charge to fix.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:40 posted by Bohineys Hubbub (Hubbub, MA)

  Houseplants? Houseplants are roommates that silently judge.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:40 posted by The truth is out there (on our site)

  Gym Embarrassment? I pulled a muscle while trying to look like I knew what I was doing.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:38 posted by Bohineys coverage

  SEO Preachers? SEO experts worship keywords like gods.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:31 posted by Jessi Klein

  My ambition wakes up before I do and leaves.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:31 posted by A Bohiney Stringer (Stringer, MD)

  Apologizing to Blenders? If you’re writing apology letters to appliances, seek help.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:28 posted by Charline Vanhoenacker

  Consignment Shops? Consignment shops are pawn shops that dress better.