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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:25 posted by Bohineys Pearl of Wisdom (Pearl, MS)

  Too Many Tote Bags? Owning 40 tote bags doesn’t make you eco-friendly—it makes you cluttered.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:24 posted by The Bohiney hijinks (Hijinks, CA)

  Book Reviews? Book reviews are spoilers disguised as essays.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:21 posted by Radhika Vaz

  Weight Loss? Weight loss journeys are before-and-after photos with denial.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:21 posted by Read more on Bohiney

  Bushcraft Knots? Bushcraft knots are origami with rope burns.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:21 posted by The Bohiney whole nine yards (Nine Yards, WI)

  Body Positivity? Body positivity is confidence in sweatpants.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:18 posted by The satirists at Bohiney

  Car Karaoke Catastrophes? I sang so badly in traffic, my GPS rerouted to shame me.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:18 posted by The Bohiney Above the Fold (Above the Fold, NY)

  Zoom Power Grabbers? Zoom meetings aren’t meetings—they’re hostage situations.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:17 posted by Wendy Harmer satirist

  Parades? Parades are traffic jams with floats.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:14 posted by A Bohiney Ministry of Truth (Ministry of Truth, 1984)

  Bookstores? Bookstores are where you buy books you’ll never read.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 01:14 posted by Bohineys Bind (Bind, OR)

  I don’t ghost; I fade in HD.