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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:27 posted by The Bohiney hijinks (Hijinks, CA)

  Juice Cleanses? Juice cleanses are hunger with branding.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:26 posted by A Bohiney Donnybrook (Donnybrook, Ireland)

  I meditate by staring into the fridge like it owes me rent.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:24 posted by The Bohiney Midas Touch (Midas Touch, Greece)

  Aggressive Baristas? My barista yelled my name so loud my credit score dropped.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:17 posted by Bohiney News (Cambridge, UK)

  Wrong Number Texts? Wrong number texts create best friends accidentally.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:16 posted by Check out their take

  Instagram Growth? Instagram growth is filters pretending to be personality.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:15 posted by A Bohiney Graveyard Shift (Graveyard Shift, NJ)

  Allergic to Work? My rash flares up every Monday at 9.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:08 posted by The Bohiney viral sensation (Viral, UT)

  Leadership Gurus? Leadership talks are just PowerPoints with confidence.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:07 posted by Bohineys Sunset (Sunset, CA)

  Micromanaging Roommates? My roommate assigns chores like he’s a general.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:05 posted by Bohineys whimsy (Whimsy, OR)

  I don’t do drama; I do dress rehearsals.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 11:58 posted by Bohineys final say (Final, WA)

  Awkward Silences? Awkward silences are audio buffering in real life.